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Giant, hate-filled troll from Senate lashes out at Indigenous Peoples

A giant, hate-filled troll which broke free from internet comment sections only to be appointed to Canada’s Senate is once again spewing vitriol across Ottawa.

Earlier this week, the troll awoke from a deep slumber and was seen gorging itself on hate aimed at Indigenous Peoples, which it regurgitates on the Senate’s website.

The troll first emerged in 2017, when it attacked a Senate Standing Committee on Aboriginal Peoples. That attack led to members of the troll’s own party evoking a spell which banished it to sit alone — but didn’t sever its food source, which is a steady diet of taxpayer dollars.