After several high-profile and soul-crushing criminal trials, Indigenous Peoples from across the country have announced that they’re pretty sure Lady Justice — long said to be blind — can see just f—ing fine.
“That blindfold she wears must be made of Saran Wrap,” said one Manitoba Grand Chief.
“I’m also pretty damn sure that scale of hers tips anytime anyone brown touches it.”
Lady Justice wasn’t immediately available to comment on the allegations but a spokesperson said a statement would be released once she was finished harshly sentencing several thousand Indigenous people.