Knife-wielding, Nazi-saluting non-Indigenous man somehow not shot or even charged by Regina police

July 11, 2018

A knife-wielding, Nazi-saluting non-Indigenous man who confronted peaceful Indigenous demonstrators in a Regina park somehow wasn’t shot or even charged in an incident that totally had nothing to do with the man’s skin colour, police said.

“Our officers can’t even see colours—literally,” said a spokesperson for Regina police.

“To these highly trained officers, everyone is just a faded grey tone.”

As for not being charged, police said they performed a maneuver on the man called a ‘talking to the man before releasing him and letting him go on his angry little way’ which is exactly what it sounds like.

Meanwhile, an angry, bald, non-Indigenous lawyer and former politician who is now an angry, bald, non-Indigenous radio host is denying accusations that his angry little radio show, where angry little non-Indigenous people rave about law and order, had anything to do with the incident.