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Indigenous veterans could easily still kick your ass, report confirms

Despite many of them being quite elderly a new report confirms that Indigenous veterans could easily still kick your ass.

“Our analysis reveals that indeed, young and old, these vets still possess the strength and lethalness to cause serious bodily harm to any potential opponents,” said lead researcher Bruce Telupu.

“Examples of this include Delores Beardy, a 93-year-old former Army nurse who could easily and thoroughly kick your ass if she was backed into a corner.”

The report, Indigenous Veterans and Ass-Kickery, examined thousands of Indigenous veterans across the country over the course of five years.