The results of a groundbreaking new study released on Wednesday suggest that you think you think you’re better than us or something.
The report names tens of thousands of individuals who allegedly think they’re better than us. However, the worst offender is you the reader, the report’s authors announced at a press conference.
“F—in’ just think you’re better than us, eh?” said lead author Harold Meesh. “F—in’ rights you do, I heard you were talking about us.”
Although the findings of the study have just been released, many of the people named in the report are preparing their own report in response.
Not Even: Whoever Said That is Lying is expected to be published as early as February.