A goose boldly walking through a Winnipeg park knows it can’t be hunted and is being a little a-hole about it, an Anishinaabe man told reporters on Monday.
“It was walking real slow right on the path, and the little a-hole even hissed at me when I was a few feet away,” said Jeff Berens, 47, who wishes he had his shotgun with him.
It’s not the first time animals have acted like little a-holes when they live in the city and can’t be hunted either.
Berens says several deer are also strutting around like they own the joint, and are just lucky he can’t use his rifle in the city. However, the thousands of rabbits that call Winnipeg home are safe because they look like they taste bad.