Thousands of Canadians were hospitalized on Wednesday after straining themselves while smugly patting themselves on the back.
The injuries occurred just hours after an atrocity occurred in another country.
“This country’s not perfect, but at least our atrocities are limited to the non-white population,” said white Toronto resident Lily LeBlanc, tearing muscles while reaching around to pat herself on the back.
“I’m so fortunate to live in a country that’s tolerant, to me anyway.”
Although many were in agony from their injured backs, they were still heard boasting that at least they lived in a country with free health care that’s only systemically racist to some folks.
