You better not have lost those mitts, nation’s kokum’s declare

December 2, 2024

You better not have lost those mitts you had, the nation’s kokums announced at a press conference on Sunday.

The stark warning came after you were spotted walking towards the house with your hands in your pockets.

“You better not have lost those mitts,” the kokums told reporters. 

“It’s cold outside, you’ll freeze.”

The kokums said you had those nice mitts when you left the house this morning, and wondered where they went and how come you’re not wearing them.

You must be rich, the kokums added, if you can just have mitts but then leave them all over the place.