Indigenous Peoples pack it in after being told ‘there’s only one race, the human race’ online
Nearly 2-million Indigenous Peoples announced that they’re giving up their cultural identities and fully joining Canadian society after being told ‘there’s only once race, the human race’ by an online…
Trudeau spotted building tiny pipeline out of playdough, straws
After suffering a major setback of the Trans Mountain pipeline expansion project, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted building a miniature version from playdough and straws. “He looked so…
After major Trans Mountain setback, furious Trudeau threatens First Nations with ‘fiery reconciliation’
After a federal court quashed the expansion of the Trans Mountain pipeline, a furious Prime Minister Justin Trudeau threatened to increase reconciliation with First Nations. “If you thought we were…
Death toll from Sir John A. MacDonald statue removal continues to climb
The death toll from the removal of a statue of Canada’s first Prime Minister continues to climb, officials announced on Wednesday. Over 18,000 people are feared dead, many of them…
Isolated Indigenous people in Amazon unsure why outsiders not getting f—ing message
Indigenous people who choose to live away from westerners in a very isolated Amazonian village are wondering why outsiders aren’t getting the f—ing message. This after a non-profit organization released…
Canadians unable to just get over it, move on, report finds
Canadians are unable to just get over it and move on, according to a new report published on Tuesday. “Despite being the first to call out others for their perceived…
Unable to find Indigenous writers for op-ed, Maclean’s forced to publish U.K-based former Harper staffer
Unable to find any Indigenous writers to weigh in on Canada’s new holiday marking residential schools, senior editorial staff at Maclean’s said they had no choice but to ask a…
Ontario gov’t announces plans for Sir John A. MacDonald theme park
Just days after members of his cabinet offered to provide a new home for a statue of Canada’s first Prime Minister taken down in Victoria, Ontario Premier Doug Ford outlined…
‘We warned you’: After statue removed, millions unable to remember name of Canada’s 1st Prime Minister
Millions of Canadians find themselves suddenly unable to remember the name of Canada’s first Prime Minister, after a statue of Sir John A. MacDonald was taken down. “We warned you,”…
Thousands of Canadians spontaneously combust after statue of John A. McDonald taken down in BC
Thousands of people from all parts of Canada spontaneously combusted on Saturday, moments after a statue of Sir John A. McDonald was taken down in Victoria, BC. “My husband was…