Health Canada has issued a massive recall of tears shed by senior Liberal government officials over Indigenous issues, including those from Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
The wide-ranging recall, the largest of its kind in recent history, includes tears shed since the party took power in the 2015 federal election over everything from residential schools to Indigenous child welfare and reconcili-ACTION.
“Should you come into contact with any of these Liberal tears, it’s important to bottle them and return them to the federal government at once,” said a spokesperson from the Public Health Agency of Canada.
“We’re working with our partners in the First Nations Inuit Health Branch to come up with a solution now.”
The agency issued the recall over fears the tears could be contaminated with E.Coli and Insincerity. Recalled brands include Carolyn Bennett Eyewells and Justin Trudeau Waterworks, among many others.