Despite being surrounded by literally an entire universe of options, white people across North America lament the fact that they simply cannot come up with Halloween costumes that aren’t grotesque displays of cultural appropriation.
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“Believe me, I’ve heard the criticism and I am trying,” said frustrated Toronto resident Lisa Malick, who just today passed at least two dozen things that could make better costumes that the ‘Sexy Pocahontas’ she’s considering.
“I mean, I’m just coming up blank here.”
Instead of wearing just about anything else, millions of white people are instead choosing to lament how political correctness is ruining Halloween.
