White people say centuries of injustice have been wiped away after several businesses were burned or looted in Minneapolis.
“It really pains me to even have to say this because I thought things were going fine, but ok, we’re even now,” said Lily LeBlanc, lead spokesperson for white people.
“I don’t want to push it, but if anything we’re the victims now.”
LeBlanc also told reporters that white people are willing to further allow bygones to be bygones if those who looted and burned those businesses put everything back the way they found it and apologize.
Meanwhile, a candlelight vigil is being organized for a folksy little mom-and-pop operation called Target, which was looted during the protests.
