Thousands of assholes from across the county are speaking out against the outcry over several highly-publicized incidents of horrific racism.
Though the existence of systemic racism has been proven multiple times over, many assholes still aren’t sure.
“It was bad, absolutely,” said one asshole, sputtering from his asshole mouth.
“But was it racist? I mean, c’mon.”
Though many assholes deny there is racism today, and even question whether there was racism in the past, they still maintain that whatever racism might have existed was aimed at the Irish and they turned out alright.