A white vegan has won a major award for their suggestion that Inuit communities facing astronomically high food prices just grow beans or something.
“I saw this news article about people paying $27 for a jug of orange juice and I was just completely blown away,” said Candace Edelweiss, a white vegan that lives in Winnipeg, Man.
“I mean, it’s so obvious that they should just grow beans or something up there.”
The Evidente Awards are handed out at a star-studded ceremony in Vancouver, BC. The prize also includes a $10,000 award, which Eidelweiss immediately donated to a group of white university students that plan to travel up north and build greenhouses or something.
Other winners include a Toronto man that watched a news story and remarked that First Nations facing a water crisis just use Brita water filters or something.
