First Nations leaders gather for AFN Chief-Con
Indigenous leaders from across the country are in Gatineau, Quebec for the Assembly of First Nations semi-annual Chief-Con. For two days, Chiefs, councilors, Elders and other delegates gather to to…
‘Kinder Morgan approval wasn’t rigged, we just entered process really, really, really wanting the pipeline’: Carr
Federal Natural Resources Minister Jim Carr bristled at accusations that the process for approving the controversial Kinder Morgan pipeline expansion was rigged. “On the contrary, we simply entered the process…
New legislation will allow feds to ignore Indigenous rights in their own languages
Legislation winding its way through Parliament will allow federal politicians to debate and ultimately ignore the rights of Indigenous Peoples in their own languages, MPs say. The Standing Committee on…
Angry Pope uses The Force to remotely choke Andrew Scheer for failing to fully quash NDP apology motion
An angry Pope Francis used The Force to remotely choke Conservative leader Andrew Scheer for failing to fully quash a motion that would call for an apology for the Catholic…
‘I’m not saying a pipeline is more important than clean water on reserves, I’m just willing to commit more resources for Kinder Morgan’: Trudeau
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau defended his recent rabid support for the expansion of Kinder Morgan’s Trans Mountain pipeline — support which far overshadows any he’s shown for fixing water problems…
NDP ‘more than capable’ of excluding, disappointing First Nations too: Singh
When it comes to pipelines and other major natural resource developments, federal NDP leader Jagmeet Singh told reporters his party can also exclude and disappoint First Nations. “Canadians need to…
‘Fate of world’ rests on Kinder Morgan pipeline screams sweaty, increasingly desperate Trudeau
Sweating profusely and with a crazed look in his eyes, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ran onto the lawn of Parliament on Wednesday morning and began screaming towards the western sky.…
‘It’s just you and me, pal,’ Bellegarde says, caressing MOU with feds
Facing mounting pressure to say something, anything, about Kinder Morgan’s TransMountain pipeline expansion, the head of the Assembly of First Nations sat in his office alone on Tuesday, patting and…
Trudeau’s raven tattoo trying desperately to tear itself from his body, escape, witnesses say
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s raven tattoo is attempting to tear itself from his shoulder and fly away, multiple witnesses say. The tattoo, which features a design by Haida artist Robert…
‘Only one I cannot exonerate is myself’ says teary-eyed Trudeau
Wiping tears from his face, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau rose in the House of Commons on Monday and announced that exoneration is a luxury he can never afford himself. “I…