Feds to auction off surplus reconciliation
The federal government says it’s planning to auction off a glut of reconciliation accumulated since the 2015 election when the Liberals swept to power. “We find ourselves with a rather…
Indigenous Services upset no one thrown parade for them yet
Officials from Indigenous Services say they’re upset that none of the communities they do the bare minimum for have thrown them a parade yet. “So our country underfunds them for…
Scientists discover earliest known ancestor of Canadian reconciliation
Scientists said they’ve unearthed the remains of the first person on the continent to practice ‘Canadian-style’ reconciliation. Originally from Europe, Vlad the Reconciler came to the eastern part of what…
Gov’t lawyers pump selves up with team chant before fighting First Nations kids in court
Lawyers for the federal government pumped themselves up with a rousing team chant before entering a federal court to argue against compensating First Nations children impacted by the on-reserve child…
In act of pure, seething reconciliation, Trudeau gov’t still aims to deny compensation to First Nations harmed by child welfare system
Fresh from just barely winning the federal election, the Trudeau government is continuing to press forward with its application to quash the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal’s order to compensate First…
Liberals, Conservatives can fuck themselves sky-high, new report suggests
A new report suggests that the Liberal and Conservative parties can fuck right the fuck off. It comes in the wake of a seriously fucking cruel decision by the federal…
Trudeau updates mandate letters: ‘No relationship is more important to Canada than the one with Indigenous Peoples and our lawyers, police’
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has updated the mandate letters that guide Liberal cabinet members, a spokesperson confirmed on Wednesday. The statement “No relationship is more important to me and to…
‘The real victim is the officer’s hand’: Thunder Bay Police Union
The union representing police in Thunder Bay has come to the defence of an officer seen striking an Indigenous youth strapped to a stretcher, a scene captured in a widely…
BREAKING NEWS: Magnitude 9.8 reconciliation quake strikes Canada
A magnitude 9.8 reconciliation quake has struck Canada, moments after the Supreme Court ruled Ottawa has no duty to consult with Indigenous people before drafting laws. Preliminary reports indicate that…
After major Trans Mountain setback, furious Trudeau threatens First Nations with ‘fiery reconciliation’
After a federal court quashed the expansion of the Trans Mountain pipeline, a furious Prime Minister Justin Trudeau threatened to increase reconciliation with First Nations. “If you thought we were…