‘Damning’ new report suggests you think you’re better than us
The results of a groundbreaking new study released on Wednesday suggest that you think you think you’re better than us or something. The report names tens of thousands of individuals…
Shit’s fucked up: report
The results of a groundbreaking new report released on Wednesday suggest that shit’s fucked up. “What we take from the data is that shit’s fucked up,” said lead author Solomon…
Everyone on social media expert in everything now: report
A new report suggests that every single person using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and even Tik Tok is now an expert on science, culture, society and politics. The explosive report, Everyone…
Canadians demand Indigenous people fight for rights quietly, where no one sees them: poll
Canadians are okay with Indigenous people fighting for their rights, so long as they do it quietly where no one can see them. That’s according to the results of a…
Widespread racism in hockey actually combines to make one big isolated incident: report
Widespread racism in hockey, spread across decades, is actually just one big isolated incident. That’s according to a new report released on Friday. “We know it looks like these thousands…
Everyone wrong
A new report suggests that everyone is wrong, especially you. “Yeah, no, you’re wrong,” said Nina Khata, one of the report’s lead authors. “In fact, everyone is wrong.” The report,…
Number of ‘part native’ people overtaking those who claim to have Indigenous friend not offended by it: study
A new study suggests that the number of people who are ‘part native’ and not offended by it will soon outnumber those who claim to have an Indigenous friend that…
Nope: report
Nope. That’s according to a groundbreaking new report released on Monday. “Nope,” the report reads, under a chapter title nope. “Nope.” Though it was just published, experts say the findings…
Millions vow to do something about rapidly dying earth, once Game of Thrones is over
Millions of people have said they’re eager to do something about the rapidly dying earth, just as soon as the wildly popular Game of Thrones television show concludes. The news…
Entire non-Indigenous populations of Canada, U.S., have Indigenous friend who isn’t offended by it: report
The entire non-Indigenous populations of Canada and the United States have a friend who is Indigenous and they’re not offended by it, according to a new report released on Tuesday.…