Everyone wrong
A new report suggests that everyone is wrong, especially you. “Yeah, no, you’re wrong,” said Nina Khata, one of the report’s lead authors. “In fact, everyone is wrong.” The report,…
Number of ‘part native’ people overtaking those who claim to have Indigenous friend not offended by it: study
A new study suggests that the number of people who are ‘part native’ and not offended by it will soon outnumber those who claim to have an Indigenous friend that…
In act of pure, seething reconciliation, Trudeau gov’t still aims to deny compensation to First Nations harmed by child welfare system
Fresh from just barely winning the federal election, the Trudeau government is continuing to press forward with its application to quash the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal’s order to compensate First…
Bold strategy of fighting First Nations kids in court pays off for Liberals
Justin Trudeau’s bold strategy of spending millions fighting First Nations children in court so the government doesn’t have to provide equitable care has paid off. After Monday’s election, the Liberals…
Nope: report
Nope. That’s according to a groundbreaking new report released on Monday. “Nope,” the report reads, under a chapter title nope. “Nope.” Though it was just published, experts say the findings…
Real victim in chronically underfunded First Nations child welfare system is feds, feds say
Dressed in rags, lawyers for the government argued in a federal court that having to pay compensation to First Nations children who were apprehended by the thousands into a child…
Liberals, Conservatives can fuck themselves sky-high, new report suggests
A new report suggests that the Liberal and Conservative parties can fuck right the fuck off. It comes in the wake of a seriously fucking cruel decision by the federal…
Bears not putting up with our sh-t anymore, reality suggests
A group of bears confirmed that multiple recent maulings are proof they’re not putting up with human’s sh*t anymore. “Yeah, no, we’re not f—ing around anymore,” said Makwa, a 375-lb…
‘This is not us’ says country where that’s totally them
Tens of thousands of Canadians have been heard uttering that this isn’t us, despite a history—and present—teeming with systematic racism which proves that it’s totally them. “This is not us,”…