Nope: report
Nope. That’s according to a groundbreaking new report released on Monday. “Nope,” the report reads, under a chapter title nope. “Nope.” Though it was just published, experts say the findings…
Real victim in chronically underfunded First Nations child welfare system is feds, feds say
Dressed in rags, lawyers for the government argued in a federal court that having to pay compensation to First Nations children who were apprehended by the thousands into a child…
Liberals, Conservatives can fuck themselves sky-high, new report suggests
A new report suggests that the Liberal and Conservative parties can fuck right the fuck off. It comes in the wake of a seriously fucking cruel decision by the federal…
Bears not putting up with our sh-t anymore, reality suggests
A group of bears confirmed that multiple recent maulings are proof they’re not putting up with human’s sh*t anymore. “Yeah, no, we’re not f—ing around anymore,” said Makwa, a 375-lb…
‘This is not us’ says country where that’s totally them
Tens of thousands of Canadians have been heard uttering that this isn’t us, despite a history—and present—teeming with systematic racism which proves that it’s totally them. “This is not us,”…
Country’s white people divided on whether brownface okay or bad
In a stunning development, Canada’s nearly 25-million white people are divided on whether appearing in brownface is okay or bad. “We’ve reached an unprecedented impasse on this issue,” said Lily…
Guy caught saying racist sh*t did something decent one time, so yeah, friends say
A guy caught saying racist sh*t about Indigenous people also did something decent one time, so yeah, his friends say. “I’m not, like, condoning saying racist sh*t” said Guy Bialy,…
Zombie movie fails to resolve Indigenous issues, critics say
A film that posits a world in which Indigenous people are immune from an epidemic that sees the dead rise and attempt to devour the brains of the living fails…
Indigenous people relieved white males remain arbiters of what constitutes racism
Indigenous people across the country are breathing a collective sigh of relief as white, mostly older males remain arbiters of what is or isn’t racism. “Yeah, I was almost outraged…
Oppression of Indigenous people blamed on Canadian politician fatigue
The relentless parliamentary workload, high-stakes political environment and marathon voting sessions that leave Canadian politicians ‘dangerously fatigued‘ is being blamed for the continued oppression of Indigenous people, several Members of…