Trudeau spotted building tiny pipeline out of playdough, straws

January 22, 2021

After suffering a major setback in his battle to see a pipeline built, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted constructing a miniature version from playdough and straws.

“He looked so sad,” said Kendra DeWit, one of several people who witnessed the Prime Minister constructing the model in the back yard of Rideau Cottage, his official residence.

“He kept trying to make his little pipeline longer and longer but the wind would blow his straws away and he would get so mad.”

Matters were made worse, witnesses said, when at one point a First Nations man ran through the yard and kicked the straw pipeline when it was almost finished.