APTN to debut ‘Jesse-only’ episodes of The Beachcombers
Uber fans of The Beachcombers are in for a unique treat in 2020; APTN announced that it is editing episodes of the iconic TV series to include only scenes with…
Anishinaabe woman in self-isolation beads entire apartment
An Anishinaabe woman who is in self-isolation because of the global Covid-19 pandemic has beaded her entire apartment. “I started beading some moccasins seven days ago and finished those, so…
Walking Eagle News turns 2 winters old, thousands cry ‘aho!’
The beloved and wildly popular Indigenous news portal Walking Eagle News celebrates its second birthday and people around the globe couldn’t be happier. “I think we can all agree that…
Bears not putting up with our sh-t anymore, reality suggests
A group of bears confirmed that multiple recent maulings are proof they’re not putting up with human’s sh*t anymore. “Yeah, no, we’re not f—ing around anymore,” said Makwa, a 375-lb…
Mounties break up illegal underground MOU-fighting ring in Ottawa
RCMP have broken up an illegal MOU fighting ring operating in Ottawa and arrested dozens, the force announced on Thursday. For months, Memoranda of Understandings from Indigenous organizations across the…
Anishinaabe man hoping to beat last season’s ten NHL playoff whiskers
The NHL playoffs have only just begun but a man from the Meeshigon First Nation in Manitoba is already planning to grow even more playoff whiskers than last season, when…
Latest breaking news has Indigenous people asking ‘what now?’
A breaking news development on Tuesday has the country’s over 1.7-million Indigenous people asking what in the hell is going on now. “Oh f***k, what now?” asked Moose Lake First…
Cold grips nation for first time in history, apparently
Almost the entire country is in the grip of frigid temperatures, for the first time in history or something. “We believe it’s a rare phenomenon called winter,” said meteorologist Lily…
Thousands left gleeful as revered Indigenous news source marks 1st birthday
Beloved News Eaglets, One year ago today, an incredible journey of Indigeneity started with this remarkable story: Rookie chiefs call for end to hazing at Assembly of First Nations Now,…