‘It’s just you and me, pal,’ Bellegarde says, caressing MOU with feds
Facing mounting pressure to say something, anything, about Kinder Morgan’s TransMountain pipeline expansion, the head of the Assembly of First Nations sat in his office alone on Tuesday, patting and…
Trudeau’s raven tattoo trying desperately to tear itself from his body, escape, witnesses say
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s raven tattoo is attempting to tear itself from his shoulder and fly away, multiple witnesses say. The tattoo, which features a design by Haida artist Robert…
Trudeau to personally arrest Kinder Morgan opponent to prove support
Not to be one-upped by Green Party leader Elizabeth May’s arrest at a demonstration against the expansion of the Kinder Morgan pipeline, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau vowed on Friday to…
Most people who are subject of investigative reports are Indigenous, investigative report finds
An exhaustive in-depth investigation of media reports has uncovered some shocking truths about Indigenous Peoples and exhaustive, in-depth investigative reports. Roughly 80 per cent of all the in-depth, exhaustive investigations…
Dozens left blessed after school smudging on Sask. First Nation
Officials at a First Nations school in central Saskatchewan confirm that dozens have been blessed after a community Elder entered the building and began smudging students and staff. The smudging…
Chief injured attempting to wear massive beaded bolo tie
A Manitoba Chief suffered neck injuries attempting to wear a massive beaded bolo tie on Wednesday. Eldon Wasagaming, Chief of the Frog River First Nation, was attending tribal council meetings…
National Chief Perry Bellegarde launches glossy ‘P Magazine’
The head of the Assembly of First Nations has launched a glossy, Oprah-esque magazine simply titled P. National Chief Perry Bellegarde said P will be a lifestyle guide for Chiefs,…
Denial of hell’s existence nothing to do with refusal to apologize for residential schools, says sweaty, nervous Pope
Denying the existence of hell has nothing to do with a controversial refusal to apologize for the Catholic Church’s role in residential schools, a sweaty, nervous Pope Francis announced on…
‘Only one I cannot exonerate is myself’ says teary-eyed Trudeau
Wiping tears from his face, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau rose in the House of Commons on Monday and announced that exoneration is a luxury he can never afford himself. “I…
Turntables announce they’re leaving A Tribe Called Red
World-renowned Indigenous DJ duo A Tribe Called Red have lost another member. A pair of turntables used by group co-founder Bear Witness has said it is leaving, citing ‘creative differences.’…