Sask. parents upset after Indigenous curriculum turns kids into First Nation, Métis, Inuit Peoples
Some Saskatchewan parents are upset with the province’s newly introduced Indigenous curriculum after their previously non-Indigenous children returned home from school as First Nations, Métis and Inuit people. “I’m all…
Hipster, millennial Chiefs ruining Assembly of First Nations, insiders say
There are growing complaints that hipster, millennial Chiefs are having a negative effect on the Assembly of First Nations. “They come to meetings with their skinny jeans, organic, single-source headdresses…
Indigenous man watching Downton Abbey knows what it’s like when white people watch Dances With Wolves now
An Indigenous man who binge-watched several seasons of the historical drama Downton Abbey told reporters he’s pretty sure he knows how white people feel when they watch Dances With Wolves.…
J.K. Rowling releasing limited-edition, Indigenous-themed reprinting of Harry Potter series
Author J.K. Rowling is releasing a limited-edition series of her wildly popular Harry Potter series — but all seven books will be rewritten with a twist that many Indigenous people…
First ever ChiefCon a smashing success, organizers say
The first ever ChiefCon hasn’t even wrapped up yet in Ottawa but organizers are already calling it a smashing success. ChiefCon is similar to ComicCon but instead of superheros, participants…
Hundreds of wispy whiskered Indigenous men pull out of Movember, calling it ‘unworkable’
Hundreds of Indigenous men held a press conference in Winnipeg today where they announced that they’re pulling out of Movember, calling the campaign ‘unworkable.’ Movember is a popular campaign that…
Black Friday turns to pandemonium in remote community
Black Friday turned to pandemonium on the Sandy Lake First Nation in northern Ontario as at least three Kokums shuffled into the local Northern Shop to take advantage of rock-bottom…
Bowing to public pressure, Edmonton football team ‘modernizes’ its name
The CFL team long known as the Eskimos have decided to change the name in a way they say demonstrates the level of respect they have for those the moniker…
Earliest European settlers ‘huge a–holes’: Indigenous researchers
A team of Indigenous researchers say they’ve unearthed ‘definitive proof’ that the earliest European settlers in what is now North America were ‘huge a—holes.’ The researchers, part of the First…
Former National Chief Shawn Atleo surfaces as B-Boy star
After being out of the Canadian political spotlight for over two years, the beleaguered former head of the Assembly of First Nations has surfaced in New York City, where he…