Some guy named new Indigenous Services Minister
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has named some guy as the country’s new Indigenous Services Minister. He was sworn in during an elaborate cabinet shuffling ceremony on Wednesday morning. He replaces…
In act of pure, seething reconciliation, Trudeau gov’t still aims to deny compensation to First Nations harmed by child welfare system
Fresh from just barely winning the federal election, the Trudeau government is continuing to press forward with its application to quash the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal’s order to compensate First…
Bold strategy of fighting First Nations kids in court pays off for Liberals
Justin Trudeau’s bold strategy of spending millions fighting First Nations children in court so the government doesn’t have to provide equitable care has paid off. After Monday’s election, the Liberals…
Real victim in chronically underfunded First Nations child welfare system is feds, feds say
Dressed in rags, lawyers for the government argued in a federal court that having to pay compensation to First Nations children who were apprehended by the thousands into a child…
Liberals, Conservatives can fuck themselves sky-high, new report suggests
A new report suggests that the Liberal and Conservative parties can fuck right the fuck off. It comes in the wake of a seriously fucking cruel decision by the federal…
Oppression of Indigenous people blamed on Canadian politician fatigue
The relentless parliamentary workload, high-stakes political environment and marathon voting sessions that leave Canadian politicians ‘dangerously fatigued‘ is being blamed for the continued oppression of Indigenous people, several Members of…
Seamus O’Regan upset over delay in having Indian Affairs Glasses named in his honour
Indigenous Services Minister Seamus O’Regan is disappointed that he won’t have a line of Indian Affairs Glasses named in his honour, at least not before the federal election. The eyewear,…
Independent MPs Jody Wilson-Raybould & Jane Philpott to leave politics, form detective agency
Embattled independent MPs Jody Wilson-Raybould and Jane Philpott are leaving federal politics and forming a private detective agency, the pair announced on Monday. The as-of-yet-unnamed agency will operate out of…
Swift-moving Senate thinking about considering taking steps to weigh possibility of temporarily suspending Lynn Beyak
In a bold, decisive move, the Senate has announced that it’s maybe thinking about considering taking steps to weigh the possibility of temporarily suspending Lynn Beyak without pay, pending a…
Conservative leader kind of hoping Wilson-Raybould forgets ‘let her speak’ website before election
Conservative leader Andrew Scheer told reporters he’s kind of hoping former Attorney General Jody Wilson-Raybould forgets about the existence of the website he set up urging the government to let…