Conspiracy theories of self-proclaimed ‘Indigenous Alex Jones’ turn out to all be true
An Indigenous woman hoping to cash in on the popularity of controversial media personalities like Alex Jones is throwing in the towel because every single one of her conspiracy theories…
Trudeau marks World Indigenous People’s Day by saying something about ‘meaningful reconciliation’
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau marked the International Day of the World’s Indigenous Peoples by saying something about ‘meaningful reconciliation.’ “Something something something meaningful reconciliation,” Trudeau said. “Something something something Indigenous…
Rescued Manitoba pups to receive equitable funding, have all-season road, water treatment plant constructed
A litter of pups rescued from Northern Manitoba are being fast-tracked for equitable health and education funding, the federal government announced on Tuesday. “These pups demand only the best our…
Come and get your love, new report suggests
A highly anticipated new report from the Redbone Institute released on Monday suggests that you need to come and get your love. “Our data tell us that nothin’ the matter…
Powwow MCs warn they’re running out of jokes
Powwow MCs are facing a shortage of jokes that could lead to a complete extinction within a decade. A team of powwow MCs from across North America made the stark…
Thousands of selfie-seekers trespassing on Ont. sunflower farm not arrested, shot
It’s being called the Miracle in Hamilton: thousands of selfie-seekers trespassing and trampling crops on an Ontario sunflower farm have somehow not been arrested or shot by terrified land-owners. “Normally,…
Team of scientists announce that CBC Saskatchewan exists in bizarre alternate universe where First Nations are villainous land barons
A team of scientists have announced that the Saskatchewan bureaus of CBC News exist in a bizarre alternate universe where First Nations are greedy land barons, bent on exploiting poor,…
Bellegarde tells Chiefs not to read too much into Trudeau’s sudden appearance following his re-election
Moments after being re-elected for a third term as National Chief of the Assembly of First Nations, Perry Bellegarde told Chiefs not to read too much into the sudden appearance…
Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister says complaints over her counting ballots ‘misguided’
Federal Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister Carolyn Bennett batted away suggestions that she is interfering in the election for Assembly of First Nations National Chief after she was spotted counting ballots. “This…
Liberals shake up cabinet, add 92 different Indigenous departments
The latest cabinet shuffle sees the Liberal government create 92 new departments to oversee Indigenous communities, one for each of the 92 calls to action offered by the Truth and…