R’Diabo challenges King P’Bellegarde for AFNanda crown in ritual combat
R’Diabo, the leader of an insurrectionary faction of Indigenous people, is challenging King P’Bellegarde to ritual combat for the title of King of AFNanda. The renegade R’Diabo made the challenge…
Royal Family to name newest heir after famed Indigenous leader Chief Joseph Boyden
Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge welcomed the newest edition to the Royal family on Monday, but their choice of a possible name is causing quite a stir. A…
Angry Pope uses The Force to remotely choke Andrew Scheer for failing to fully quash NDP apology motion
An angry Pope Francis used The Force to remotely choke Conservative leader Andrew Scheer for failing to fully quash a motion that would call for an apology for the Catholic…
Annual ‘white folk getting away with what would get Indigenous, black folk arrested, jailed’ event kicks off across continent
An annual event that sees thousands of white people openly smoking pot while police look away from what would have led to the arrest and jailing of Indigenous and black…
Catholic bishops throw holy smoke bomb, vanish, abruptly ending news conference
Catholic bishops attempting to clarify the Pope’s refusal to apologize for the horrors of residential schools threw a holy smoke bomb to the floor during a news conference and vanished…
‘How are my Indians?’ Queen asks Trudeau
During a meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at Buckingham Palace on Wednesday, Queen Elizabeth briefly shifted the topic towards those the Crown signed treaties with a century ago.…
‘I’m not saying a pipeline is more important than clean water on reserves, I’m just willing to commit more resources for Kinder Morgan’: Trudeau
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau defended his recent rabid support for the expansion of Kinder Morgan’s Trans Mountain pipeline — support which far overshadows any he’s shown for fixing water problems…
‘My readers aren’t racist, they’re just intolerant assholes who long for a time when Indigenous Peoples were still invisible’: columnist
There’s far too many brown people on CBC’s flagship newscast, The National, and it’s causing confusion and near-chronic eye-rolling among non-Indigenous viewers, according to a column in The Globe &…
NDP ‘more than capable’ of excluding, disappointing First Nations too: Singh
When it comes to pipelines and other major natural resource developments, federal NDP leader Jagmeet Singh told reporters his party can also exclude and disappoint First Nations. “Canadians need to…
‘Fate of world’ rests on Kinder Morgan pipeline screams sweaty, increasingly desperate Trudeau
Sweating profusely and with a crazed look in his eyes, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ran onto the lawn of Parliament on Wednesday morning and began screaming towards the western sky.…