Online game of ‘I’m less colonized than you’ between friends enters eighth year
A game of ‘I’m less colonized than you’ between two friends from different First Nations communities has entered its eighth year. The game involves each player finding ways to prove…
RCMP say investigators playing ‘fun game of hide and seek’ with people who witnessed man drive truck into crowd of Indigenous people
RCMP in Mission, BC. say a seemingly purposely stalled investigation into a man who drove a truck through a crowd of Indigenous people on a residential schools memorial march has…
Canadian media seek power to acquit white people accused of crimes against Indigenous people
A consortium of legacy media outlets is lobbying the federal government to grant them the power to intervene in court cases, and acquit white people charged with crimes against Indigenous…
Scores of white Canadians injured while smugly patting own backs
Thousands of Canadians were hospitalized on Wednesday after straining themselves while smugly patting themselves on the back. The injuries occurred just hours after an atrocity occurred in another country. “This…
Ontario school district pulls Indigenous author’s book for being too Indigenous
An Ontario school district has pulled a Indigenous author’s book from library shelves and warned teachers not to use it because it’s simply too Indigenous. School district officials said the…
Walking Eagle News News Brief
Here’s a summary of some of the stories Walking Eagle News is keeping a weary eye on: ‘Oh, what are they complaining about now?’ asks man who tried to overthrow…
B.C.’s 5-year, 89-point reconciliation ‘action plan’ includes coupla armed invasions
The British Columbia government is hailing its new 5-year, 89-point plan to implement the United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples as a ‘game-changer.’ “This 89-point action plan…
Vatican officials ’embarrassed’ after leading Indigenous delegation to wrong secret vaults
Officials from the Vatican are apologizing after a delegation of Indigenous people were led to the wrong secret vaults while on a tour. The delegation, which includes First Nation, Inuit…
BC to host world’s first Reconciliation Games in 2030
British Columbia is slated to host the inaugural Reconciliation Games in 2030, the province announced on Monday. “What greater province to kick off the Reconciliation Games than British Columbia?” said…
Vatican fears Pope may need to pawn necklace or hat or something if Indigenous people seek reparations
Officials at the Vatican are preparing for the worst as delegations of First Nations, Inuit and Métis people descend on Rome for meetings with Pope Francis. Although most Indigenous leaders…