Your uncle, cousins deliver stimulus package to area rez dogs
Your uncle and some of your cousins announced that they’ve reached a deal on a ‘pretty generous’ stimulus package for those rez dogs that live near the house. The stimulus…
Cooch-Cooch the Rez Dog kicks off campaign for AFN National Chief
A rez dog from the Hollow Water First Nation in Manitoba is the latest to enter the race to be the Assembly of First Nations next National Chief. Cooch-Cooch, a…
Rez dogs claim responsibility for garbage attack
Rez dogs have claimed responsibility for an attack that left four garbage bags completely destroyed. The attack took place Tuesday on the Hollow Lake First Nation in Manitoba. “Oh those…
APTN to launch 24-hour rez dog channel
A ground-breaking new channel will feature uninterrupted video of rez dogs, 24-hours a day, in their daily lives, the Aboriginal People’s Television Network (APTN) announced on Thursday. Network heads said…
Walking Eagle News: Top 5 stories of 2017
From a pair of brave, fallen floorwalkers in Saskatchewan to the perils of Indian Status cards, it’s been a profoundly challenging year for Indigenous Peoples. Lucky for you, though, Walking…
Rez dogs on verge of forming single consciousness, scientists warn
A team of scientists are warning that rez dogs may be on the verge of forming a single, unified consciousness. Rez dogs, known for their craftiness and near-invincibility, are spread…
Massive data leak reveals food hiding secrets of nation’s rez dogs
An enormous new leak of rez dog records — rivalling the Panama Papers in size and scope — is laying bare some of the food-hiding secrets of the nation’s rez…