Rescued Manitoba pups to receive equitable funding, have all-season road, water treatment plant constructed
A litter of pups rescued from Northern Manitoba are being fast-tracked for equitable health and education funding, the federal government announced on Tuesday. “These pups demand only the best our…
Come and get your love, new report suggests
A highly anticipated new report from the Redbone Institute released on Monday suggests that you need to come and get your love. “Our data tell us that nothin’ the matter…
Powwow MCs warn they’re running out of jokes
Powwow MCs are facing a shortage of jokes that could lead to a complete extinction within a decade. A team of powwow MCs from across North America made the stark…
Thousands of selfie-seekers trespassing on Ont. sunflower farm not arrested, shot
It’s being called the Miracle in Hamilton: thousands of selfie-seekers trespassing and trampling crops on an Ontario sunflower farm have somehow not been arrested or shot by terrified land-owners. “Normally,…
Team of scientists announce that CBC Saskatchewan exists in bizarre alternate universe where First Nations are villainous land barons
A team of scientists have announced that the Saskatchewan bureaus of CBC News exist in a bizarre alternate universe where First Nations are greedy land barons, bent on exploiting poor,…
Bellegarde tells Chiefs not to read too much into Trudeau’s sudden appearance following his re-election
Moments after being re-elected for a third term as National Chief of the Assembly of First Nations, Perry Bellegarde told Chiefs not to read too much into the sudden appearance…
Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister says complaints over her counting ballots ‘misguided’
Federal Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister Carolyn Bennett batted away suggestions that she is interfering in the election for Assembly of First Nations National Chief after she was spotted counting ballots. “This…
Liberals shake up cabinet, add 92 different Indigenous departments
The latest cabinet shuffle sees the Liberal government create 92 new departments to oversee Indigenous communities, one for each of the 92 calls to action offered by the Truth and…
Hipsters blamed for Indian Affairs Glasses shortage
The iconic Indian Affairs Glasses worn by First Nations for decades are in short supply and experts are blaming hipsters, whose insatiable appetite for the spectacles shows no sign of…
Juggalo Chiefs threaten to leave Assembly of First Nations
A group of Juggalo Chiefs is threatening to break off from the Assembly of First Nations, saying the organization no longer represents them. “Just because we like the music of…