Statue-based learning system ‘shaken to core’ by toppling of monuments
Hundreds of thousands of Canadians say they fear the country’s statue-based learning system is under attack, as more and more monuments are toppled by demonstrators. “How are we supposed to…
White vegan wins major award for suggestion Inuit communities grow beans or something
A white vegan has won a major award for their suggestion that Inuit communities facing astronomically high food prices just grow beans or something. “I saw this news article about…
Tens of thousands of Indigenous people from hundreds of communities divided on who to vote for
Tens of thousands of First Nations, Inuit and Métis people that live in hundreds of communities, cities and towns in 10 provinces and three territories appear unable to reach a…
Goose in city knows it can’t be hunted and is being little a-hole about it
A goose boldly walking through a Winnipeg park knows it can’t be hunted and is being a little a-hole about it, an Anishinaabe man told reporters on Monday. “It was…
Racial profilers applaud re-opening of non-essential Manitoba businesses
Retailers whose Manitoba shops have been shuttered for weeks due to Covid-19 are relieved the province has eased restrictions because it means they can once again racially profile Indigenous customers.…
Trudeau spotted building tiny pipeline out of playdough, straws
After suffering a major setback in his battle to see a pipeline built, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted constructing a miniature version from playdough and straws. “He looked…
‘Damning’ new report suggests you think you’re better than us
The results of a groundbreaking new study released on Wednesday suggest that you think you think you’re better than us or something. The report names tens of thousands of individuals…
Canadian businesses offer ‘Premium’ racial profiling to select Indigenous shoppers
Faced with the financial fallout of a never-ending global pandemic, but still wanting to keep an eye on brown customers, some Canadian businesses are preparing to offer ‘Premium’ racial profiling…
Retail worker dies after not being allowed to racially profile Indigenous customers
A retail worker has died after being told they shouldn’t racially profile Indigenous shoppers. “We received a lot of negative messages on social media from Indigenous shoppers who said they…
Nation’s assholes still not sure it was racism
Thousands of assholes from across the county are speaking out against the outcry over several highly-publicized incidents of horrific racism. Though the existence of systemic racism has been proven multiple…