New Brunswick hiring wizard amid fears land acknowledgements can magically return land to First Nations: leaked memo
The New Brunswick government will hire a wizard or sorcerer after learning land acknowledgements may actually be magical spells capable of returning land to First Nations in the province. That’s…
Guy acting like wearing mask in coffee shop is oppression thinks Indigenous people need to ‘just get over it’
A Winnipeg man who says he’s oppressed by months-long public health orders requiring him to wear a mask before entering overpriced coffee shops thinks Indigenous people should ‘just get over’…
Red-tailed hawk sick of eagles getting credit for its haunting cries
A prominent member of the red-tailed hawk community says they’re tired of eagles getting all the credit for the haunting cries that are heard in films, television shows or whenever…
Police urged to view anti-vaccine mandate protesters blocking hospitals as Indigenous people defending land
As protests against vaccination mandates target hospitals in cities across the country, police are being urged to imagine that the large disruptive crowds are Indigenous people defending their land. “Believe…
Statue-based learning system ‘shaken to core’ by toppling of monuments
Hundreds of thousands of Canadians say they fear the country’s statue-based learning system is under attack, as more and more monuments are toppled by demonstrators. “How are we supposed to…
White vegan wins major award for suggestion Inuit communities grow beans or something
A white vegan has won a major award for their suggestion that Inuit communities facing astronomically high food prices just grow beans or something. “I saw this news article about…
Tens of thousands of Indigenous people from hundreds of communities divided on who to vote for
Tens of thousands of First Nations, Inuit and Métis people that live in hundreds of communities, cities and towns in 10 provinces and three territories appear unable to reach a…
Goose in city knows it can’t be hunted and is being little a-hole about it
A goose boldly walking through a Winnipeg park knows it can’t be hunted and is being a little a-hole about it, an Anishinaabe man told reporters on Monday. “It was…
Racial profilers applaud re-opening of non-essential Manitoba businesses
Retailers whose Manitoba shops have been shuttered for weeks due to Covid-19 are relieved the province has eased restrictions because it means they can once again racially profile Indigenous customers.…
Trudeau spotted building tiny pipeline out of playdough, straws
After suffering a major setback in his battle to see a pipeline built, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted constructing a miniature version from playdough and straws. “He looked…